- The Pet that would make the most interesting children’s
entertainer
- The swishiest Pet to take along to the Street Party
- The Pet with the best chance of winning the karaoke
- The Pet that would most enjoy a ride out in a Baynes bus
- The Pet that would make the most novel addition to the Drama Group
- The Pet most likely to quaff a magnum of champagne
- The Pet that would look the most glam in purple and silver
- The Pet least likely to be welcomed into the Dale Singers
- The Pet that would scoff the giant celebration cake the fastest
- The Pet best suited to marching at the head
of the Backworth Colliery Band
- The Pet most suited to being in charge of the Popcorn Machine
- The Pet with the best credentials for being an honorary member of Allendale
Fair Committee
- The Pet that the judge would most like to keep for 25 years






